This is just a word of advice to all Democratic politicians.
If there is any flooding in the below sea level portions of New Orleans all our politicians need to remember one thing.
Whatever you do future politicians you MUST CRY. Bite your tongue do what you must but you MUST CRY. Onions are your friend.
Its too late to shed KATRINA tears but GUSTAV tears are almost as effective and if you CRY during GUSTAV and wear 2 different sets of clothing you may be able to convince people that you actually cried during KATRINA and earn your get out of racist free card.
We cannot as a party accept the ongoing racism of NON CRIERS.
And for God's sake if by chance there is an onion shortage and you are unable to shed GUSTAV tears you must swear a solemn oath never to cry ever again. Even if opponents and press say you are horrible divisive figure and no one likes you.
No GUSTAV tears no crying ever again or you are just insulting KATRINA survivers in a racist way.
This has been a public announcement of the non racist movement.
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